Love your butt. While you're at it, love my butt.

I wasn't originally going to do a strip like this, but I got requests from some of my curvy sisters out there for a little big-booty redemption, so this is for them. Adam ain't looking at her butt, girls, he's looking at yours.

Own it

Sorry I was late! My image hosting site decided to go crazy just as I was ready to put these up last night. Hope you like it anyway.

Can I not help you, ma'am?

No one to trust

I have an appointment for a tantrum

When life gives you spiders, make lemonade

Just more therapy material for later

Giant mutant crossdressing spiders. Don't get this $%&@ with Penny Arcade, DO YA?

Aaaaand you're probably delighted...

Coexisting

The war begins

This has actually been happening in my house.

Rebel alliance

I spit like demonology

Man, I hate when there's no bunches left.

I just realized that, without knowing I did it, I made the tagline of this week's comic (which was done weeks ago) "Soundtrack by Queen" just days after Freddie Mercury's birthday. I'm like a genius.

I cleaned my room!

Finn took over again! Rats. Also, what's everyone think of the new look to the site? Comments, complaints? I have new sections in my sidebar! Oooh, sexy sidebar.

The Solace of Stopping Whining

If you dig this comic and all it represents, show me some love with a click down below or even a much-cherished comment! Want to show me even more love? Visit my online shop, Domestic Voodoo or go snag that Snap book you know you've been wanting! Y'know, just sayin'. You could if you felt like it. Enjoy, peeps!

Garbage Day

I believe you have my hostage

Hey guess what? I still gots books! If you want one, snag it, son!

I has a bukit

Kidnappalooza!

Sorry I'm so late, peeps! This has been, doubtless, the worst week in the history of my life, and it isn't better yet, but hopefully it'll get better soon. The short short version if it is that I'm still jobless, so if you wan to make it better, do us both a favor and go buy the Snap Crackle Pop Book! It's totally hip, and it'll make me a few bucks in the process, so it's almost like giving to charity and getting a really awesome book at the same time.

I like Bacon's "Kit" costume.

Why aren't I rolling in money yet, people?

Psst, buy my book! Literally zillions of copies left!

BOOOOOOK! No, seriously this time.

Okay folks, here we go: WE HAVE A BOOK!



I didn't say anything until I was totally sure, but it's all legitimate, I have my own copy which does not suck, and it is now live and available to all of you on Lulu.com!

Go get it! Here!

Why should you buy a book of the comic you can read online for free?

1. Because it's a nice thing to do, dude.
2. Because it has a boss color cover!
3. Because it has not just the comics, from 1 to 200, but a pantload of other very cool things as well, including guest art, new art and some previously unpublished stuff for your enjoyment.
4. Because I've worked for you for free for like four and a half years.

Anyway it's a nice book, go check it out, and for all my local pals (all two of you) stop by Jelly's in a coupe of weeks and they should be carrying it! Enjoy, folks!

That link again is RIGHT HERE!

Sea creatures dropping!

Now that you've had your comic, my important announcement will follow. Stay tuned, kids!